Depression King

NOPE & CO. Verified independent store

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Have it your way… or don’t. Who cares. Serving up hopelessness with a side of fries and zero expectations. This sticker is flame-grilled apathy with a glossy finish — for the ones who’ve mastered the art of functioning while falling apart. Crown yourself, sit on your couch-throne, and rule your doom-scroll kingdom in style. Care Instructions:Top-rack dishwasher safe — unlike your mental stability. Resistant to grease, tears, and emotional grease fires. Show more