Baby Strollers Are for Babies, Not Dogs Smells Like: Fresh Cut Grass, Park Bench Judginess and a faint hint of Leather Leash & Dignity Lost Tired of seeing full-grown, pampered pooches being pushed around like royalty while you struggle to carry your own groceries? This candle is for you. With a scent inspired by common sense and a slight hint of side-eye, it’s perfect for those who believe that dogs have legs for a reason. Light it up whenever you witness a Chihuahua in a $300 stroller while its owner complains about gas prices. Let the calming aroma remind you that, somewhere out there, a golden retriever is living its best life—on its own four paws. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.
