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Airport-security pat-downs become the setup for an “it’s not gay if it’s airport security” joke that makes an already awkward checkpoint even less dignified. Frequent flyers know e xactly why the line exists. Shoes off, arms up, stranger getting unexpectedly familiar. Travel is stressful enough without pretending the process is graceful. At least the security theater finally gets a punchline. Show more